Jian is now a Kukujian

Slightly more than 1 month running under wordpress, i really cant resist it anymore.. needed to have 1 so badly, 1 tat will represent many of my journey.. journey of manhood..
Blast forward to kukujian.com!
ps: thanks for your time at jian.wordpress.com, this page will offically halt and the legacy will continue and be bolder at kukujian!

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Lost Another Virgin ~ Waitress

Hah and finally I lost this one.. made me all excited thinking how tough could this be? Serve ppl make ppl happy see them smile and thank you for serving them, damn not the prostitute way, by serving them drinks.. Nic and I were both anxious as we were given XL uniform and it’s clearly [...]

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443 Chicks Dead – by Screaming

This will be my personal news of the year till date:
“BEIJING, China (Reuters) — Hundreds of chickens have been found dead in east China — and a court has ruled that the cause of death was the screaming of a four-year-old boy who in turn had been scared by a barking dog, state media reported [...]

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Cute Petite Combat Session

It’s been a while since my last Body Combat session, was kinda looking forward to the 915pm slot with Renee, one of the most crowd magnet instructor in True Fitness. Apparently, it’s a replacement instructor taking over. I did a peep into the class around 910pm and it was so cold and empty, and another [...]

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“Straddle”

Came across THE best seperation letter which is a letter Dan wrote to Connie while they are having their “colling period” apart. Dan was writing in how he misses banging his ex-wife and trying to relate all his then-after “legal” affairs with other women, most notably with the single mom where this word “straddle” appear.
“So [...]

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The Reeal ADIDAS

Spotting the narrowband with his ADIDAS long sleeve T-shirt, being pretty obvious of his intention:
 All Day I Dream About Sex
ADIDAS! Now i know why i don’t have a single Adidas shirt..

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“plutoed” – potatoed?

“Pluto” our beloved cutey, taught-to-be-purple lil’ planet is now no more a planet >> . Which leaves us with the mighty 8 planets left in our solar system. And here’s for the word’s most popular word of 2006 – “plutoed”, voted by the American Dialect Society. 
“demote or devalue someone or something as happened to the [...]

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Malaysian Boob Job?

Came across this article and wow~! Didn’t even have a clue Malaysia is a target for heavenly things like this! Nip Tuck edisi Melayu.. makes me wonder, are there any religion against boob jobs? there should be..

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SUMO?! You bet!

SUMO = Shut Up & Move On
Yes tat’s for u who’s reading this now..

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You’ve Gotta Let Go Sometimes..

“What makes a legend, is it what they do when they are alive? or how they are remembered when they are dead”
A simple movie, exciting at parts, cracked me up a few times especially the shivering scenes where asthon kutcher was vibrating in doggie pose after a training to witstand a icey pool, shaking so [...]

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