Came across THE best seperation letter which is a letter Dan wrote to Connie while they are having their “colling period” apart. Dan was writing in how he misses banging his ex-wife and trying to relate all his then-after “legal” affairs with other women, most notably with the single mom where this word “straddle” appear.
“So she put it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves”
*it stands for a grandma’s mirror
Somehow, this word triggered my super curiosity and i can’t wait to dictionary it. Actually it’s more of the behind part of the sentence that made me wanna know the infront part.
This is what dictionary.com says:
“to stand wide apart, as the legs”
“to spread (the legs) wide apart”
Either one, it still made me wonder..


No it didn’t make you wonder.
It made you F.A.N.T.A.S.I.Z.E.!!